Friday, February 09, 2007

No Values. The Evil Empire Strikes Again.

The LA Times reports that U$C football could be in trouble again. Apparently, Coach Carroll is using some rather shady tactics to win star recruits.

The Evil Empire is currently after the soul of Lousiana high school football star Joe McKnight. At a recent news conference, reporters asked McKnight about the Reggie Bush controversey that might result in NCAA sanctions for the University of Spoiled Children. McKnight replied that a phone call with Coach Carroll and Bush put his mind at ease about the matter. As it turns out, though, it is against NCAA rules for former players to participate in the recruitment process. Oops!

Of course, now Carroll and McKnight said the phone call never happened. Right...

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