Man + box turtle, question mark?

Yes!!! These videos are now online on the Daily Show website!! This first one was one of the funniest videos in all of 2004. Sadly, it turns out Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) did not actually say that part. It was written by a speechwriter, and included in the press packet that went out to reporters, but Cornyn at least had enough sense to remove that portion when he gave the actual speech.



The second was one of the best examples of Jon Stewart exposing Fox News for how they use the question mark to shape opinion and make insinuations, all while posing as a real news network. CNN isn't much better in this regard.

Rudy and 9/11

Funniest. Video. Ever.

It's near the end, starting at the 4-minute mark. Jon Stewart ponders what Rudy's dream may be.

America to the Rescue: Jon Stewart explains foreign policy

This clip really says it all about our foreign policy in the Middle East. Jon Stewart is able to cut through all the spin to get to the heart of the matter. The video will expire from Comedy Central (damn you, Viacom) on September 23, so make sure you watch it before then.