Thursday, September 06, 2007

Bin Laden Plans Video on 9/11

Six years later and we still haven't caught the motherfucker.

I have always been a hawk on the issue of Afghanistan. What a shame then, that after 3,000 of our citizens were killed on our soil, the murderous mastermind himself is still at large. Why? Because we took our eye off the ball and got bogged down in a pointless rhymes with smyrack.

As for a Norm update, he is doing well fitting into my apartment and sleeping on Caitlin's bed. He does, however, leave little bits of stubble in the sink after he shaves - it is quite disconcerting. Not to mention the fact that he's up at all hours of the night using MY detergent to launder his money.

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